if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

god i thought i could do it but i cant i cant watch this all the way through 

I watched the whole thing, fucking fight me

I watched it all. Oh my god. It made me laugh. Then I got extremely creeped out.

I think I need therapy.


This time, by fabulous124. Here are the questions she asked me:

1. What’s your least favorite thing about Skulduggery Pleasant? If you haven’t read it, have you heard of it?


2. If Britney Spears offered you to sing with her, but so did Cher Loyd, who would you pick?

I think Cher Lloyd is waaay more talented. So yeah. Cher.

3. Would you rather chop off your own ear and send it to your loved one but be a sad painter who become famous only after you die OR eat only salad for the rest of your life?

Be Van Gogh.

4. Gale, or Peeta?

A glorious mixture of the two

5. How’s life, yo?

Life’s hella rad bro

6. Share an embarrassing memory here.

So when i was six and we were at this convention and my friend and I needed to go to the toilet so mum escorted us and the bathroom stalls didn’t have doors so i went first to sit down and pee and the toilet cover was still down because some assclown decided that putting the toilet cover down was the best thing to do so basically i peed all over the toilet cover in front of my friend who i haven’t seen since then. You’re welcome/

7. Would you rather, only shampoo your hair for the rest of your life, or only condition it?


8. Gandalf or Dumbledore?

Gandalf. But only because Dumbledore spent a whole book being a douchewagon.

9. Would you rather make out with Benedict Cumberbatch or Sherlock? (played by Benedict Cumberbatch)

Why have either when you can have both?

10. What is your favorite color?
A) barf green
B) I-dont-like-your-shoes yellow

I freaking hate green. Yellow it is.

11. THE LAST AND MOST IMPORT QUESTION… What are you doing with life? Are you ever going to get off the internet and see the sun? I myself am fine inside…

Excuse me, I am in the process of getting myself a degree. I have the most glorious dark skin so clearly the sun likes me a lot and no. Me and the internet are one. We cannot survive without each other. But thanks for asking.

So I’ve been tagged yet again

By timtampon. These are teh questions that have been asked:

1. Top 5 books/movies/both

Movies (In no particular order) - Catch Me if You Can, Hot Fuzz, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, How to Train your Dragon and The Incredibles

Books: The Color Purple, Flour Babies, HP and the Goblet of Fire, Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer, Sherlock Holmes

2. Chicken nuggets or pizza?

Pizza all the way

3. If you could enter into any fictional universe for a week, which one would you choose to enter?

Either Harry Potter or Skulduggery Pleasant.

4. Top three things on your bucket list?

1. Be on Graham Norton.

2. Go to Brazil

3. Trace back my family tree

5. Is there anybody you would die for?


6. Are you a morning or a night person?

Night owl.

7. Share your favorite memory?

It was my Junior Cert exams, which are like GCSEs, you take them when you are fifteen, and I didn’t do Irish as a subject, and I was one of the few people who didn’t. So I was outside, in the sunshine on the Sunken Tennis Court - which was basically this big field of green - and for an hour or so, I just lay down there and forgot about everything. I was so panicked and stressed for the exams and that was like a moment of zen for me, you know? I loved that hour, just me and music and happy thoughts not involving Maths or anything.

8. Country you most want to visit?

Brazil and Ghana

9. Favorite season (of the year)


10. Generally quiet or loud?

Unintentionally loud. I’m a foghorn.

11. Do you have or want any tattoos or piercings?

I’m actually getting piercings in my ears next week, soo excited.

So I already did this kind of tag and I came up with some brilliant questions, and I tag you, timtampon to answer them.

1. WOULD YOU RATHER: Lick peanut butter off Barack Obama’s foot wearing nothing but a Barney the Purple Dinosaur suit on live television OR stay one hour in a mirrored room listen to nothing but Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ on repeat?

2. How do you feel about Natalie Dormer?

a) I would totally do her against a wall regardless of my sexuality

b) I think she just BAMF and I want her but not want want her, you know?

c) She’ll look great on a dragon.

3. WOULD YOU RATHER watch porn ofyour parents or watch porn with your parents?

4. How is your life, anyway? You doing good?

5. WOULD YOU RATHER Pjs or onsies?

6. If you were to go into business, what kind of business would you go into?

7. WOULD YOU RATHER be a zombie or be a rabid werewolf?

8. Do you watch Adventure Time? If so, why do you like it?

9. WOULD YOU RATHER peanut butter or Nutella?

10. 3 worldwide trends that you followed as a kid but seriously regret right now. (my mother found pictures of me during the bell-bottoms stage of life)

11. And finally, WOULD YOU RATHER make out with Chris Hemsworth or make out with Chris Evans?

Have fun!