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Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station

Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes

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is this actually a thing?? like I’m in the neighbour country and no one’s ever told me about this, I’m slightly worried about you guys over there

this is daily in holland

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Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


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Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

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theactualmishacollins asked:

RIVANNA ARE WE GONNA PROMPT

the-funkiest-penguin answered:

SORRY MY PIZZA ARRIVED AND THEN MY INTERNET FUCKED ME OVER  SO HERE YOU GO

2. Help them babysit.

*cringe*

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"Nowhere. She’s your niece." Rosie looked like she was about to cry.

Carl looked down at Rosie, and kissed her gently on the nose. Rosie gave a small, watery smile. “She clearly has a thing for you.” Carl tried to hand the baby back to Andi.

"That’s probably because you have no idea how to deal with people. children included."

"I recall a time when the term ‘babsitting’ would make you recoil in disgust. I can deal with people, that is why I am a detective. You are suppose to be able to deal with people too, which is why you are a therapist. So why are you so reluctant against human interaction?"

Her expression remained neutral but there was something guarded about her eyes.

"Reasons."

"You’ve done bad things? Unforgivable things? You’ve lost people? Get in line, Andi. I know, I know, I can’t possibly imagine the things you have done. But at the end of the day, no matter how hard you try to hide it under that thick hide of yours, you are still human. You still feel. But you need to get over this fear of people. You need to get over this fear of feeling love." Carl set Rosie on her unsteady legs, and she took a couple of uncertain steps towards. "Now take the fucking child before I-"

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RIVANNA ARE WE GONNA PROMPT

the-funkiest-penguin answered:

SORRY MY PIZZA ARRIVED AND THEN MY INTERNET FUCKED ME OVER  SO HERE YOU GO

2. Help them babysit.

*cringe*

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"And I don’t plan to."

"Okay, that’s great for you, but I’m the one that- Do you know what, forget it. Let’s go home."

Andi looked at the so-called hardened detective who looked far more like a scared child at the moment. She bit back a sigh. “Okay, okay, I’ll fix it.”

Carl raised a skeptical eyebrow. “How?”

Andi sent him a glance which said ‘really?’ as she unbuckled and pulled the baby onto her lap in one swift motion. She began to speak to her in French and soon Rosie was solemnly trying to replicate the foreign sounds, her earlier word forgotten. As for Andi, she was practically gushing. Yes, Andi Milay, gushing. This would have been perfect blackmail material. Well, if she wasn’t holding his two year old niece.

Still, Carl couldn’t help but smile as Andi - cold, calcutating Andi - happily bounced the baby up and down on her lap. It was quite a sight, but he knew if he ever mentioned it again, he would be digging his own grave.

Soon enough Rosie had completely forgotten the word and was giggling.

"Happy, Carl?" Andi asked, businesslike again.

Carl grinned at Andi.

"In which case my work is done," she said, shoving the baby into Carl’s arms. Rosie promptly screwed up her face, clearly displeased.

"Woah." Carl held on to Rosie, rocking her gently. "Where are you going?"

"Nowhere. She’s your niece." Rosie looked like she was about to cry.

Carl looked down at Rosie, and kissed her gently on the nose. Rosie gave a small, watery smile. “She clearly has a thing for you.” Carl tried to hand the baby back to Andi.

"That’s probably because you have no idea how to deal with people. children included."

"I recall a time when the term ‘babsitting’ would make you recoil in disgust. I can deal with people, that is why I am a detective. You are suppose to be able to deal with people too, which is why you are a therapist. So why are you so reluctant against human interaction?"